Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, November 26, 2018

Salt and Spice: That Made My Day!



For the years Frank Nickel pastored Southern Heights Bible Church, he would often print and distribute a little inspirational leaflet to hand out at church or to folks he'd meet in his daily journey. He called it Salt and Spice and it was usually printed on a half-sheet, both sides, of brightly colored paper. A few of these are in the archives and today we transcribe the contents of one, as written by Pastor Nickel for your reading pleasure. Have a nice day!

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"True faith is content to travel with sealed orders." ~Theodore Epp

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Chuckle for Today: Ooops! 

A lady said to her friend: "When the kids are mean and everything goes wrong, I just drop everything and go and buy myself a new hat."

"Well, that explains it," her friend replied. "I've been wondering about all your new hats."

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God doesn't accompany his commands with reasons, but with great promises." ~T.H. Epp

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"A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves. Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanksgiving naturally grows." ~H.W. Beecher

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Included in this edition was the poem, "Honoring Mother" (click title to read)

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The worth of a mother-in-law:
And Ruth said, "Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge; thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God." (Ruth 1:16)

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A thought to ponder:
"Do I owe God more than I am giving Him?"

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Before it is too late

If you have a tender message,

or a loving word to say,
do not wait till you forget it,
but speak up this very day.
For the tender word unspoken,
and the letter never sent,
yes, the long forgotten message,
or the wealth of love unspent,
for these some hearts may be breaking
and for these some loved ones wait.
Show them that you care and love them
Now--before it is too late.

~F.H. Sweet (alt. FPN)

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That Made My Day!

Some days are hectic, but a single incident or experience may make it all seem worthwhile. "No man liveth to himself;" states the Bible, and often the kind word of a friend may be the key to our succeeding. And we happily confess, "That made my day."

And it may be that some one else is desperately in need of such a lift from us. This may at times call for writing a letter or making a phone call. To us, it may not even seem important. But if we will do our duty at the time God reminds us to do it, then our friend will get that lift just when he/she needs it.

Winston Churchill coined an expression which aptly describes our pattern of life: "Too little--too late!" The struggle at times is so fierce, so that we simply must have the help of a friend to endure it. And when our friends are laid in a casket, how many of us have feelings of guilt because we could have done more for them?

We say we're "too busy," but there are unused moments every day. Then we speak of lost opportunities. Since we never know when the last opportunity may present itself, let us "make the day" of someone today.   FPN

Friday, November 23, 2018

Salt and Spice


For the years Frank Nickel pastored Southern Heights Bible Church, he would often print and distribute a little inspirational leaflet to hand out at church or to folks he'd meet in his daily journey. He called it Salt and Spice and it was usually printed on a half-sheet, both sides, of brightly colored paper. A few of these are in the archives and today we transcribe the contents of one, as written by Pastor Nickel for your reading pleasure. Have a nice day!

"All who walk with God are also willing to work for Him."

Chuckle for Today
A diamond ring was reported missing to the police, who then began an intensive search. The report soon came out that the burglar had been found-- "small of stature, fleet of foot, and able to move with a great deal of stealth." However, the police stated that no arrest would be made. The ring was discovered when someone passed a metal detector over a 7-month old kitten. Later X-rays confirmed the whereabouts of the ring--inside the cat! ~From "Our Daily Bread"

"What the church needs is not more men, but a better brand." ~Billy Sunday

"It is not your aptitude, but your attitude, that determines your altitude. The worst pest in the world is a pessimist!" ~C. Hutson

Then Pastor Nickel included a poem on the Divine Credentials of Jesus. (click to read)

"God is love" and "Love never fails"




Photo: A snapshot of the original Salt and Spice

Friday, June 23, 2017

Sincerely Yours

I need a cozy kitten
and not a feisty cat;
I said I’d always love you,
and I still say that!
“For better or for worse”
whether skinny or fat;
so please, dear, let’s never ever
have another ugly spat!

fpn/undated

Frank's humor surfaces in this short poem. As children, we witnessed the reality of human nature in their marriage, in "spats" yes, but also in a lifetime of faithful commitment. This photo was likely taken shortly after their October 1942 wedding. Upon Eva's death in 1996, they had been married over 53 years. 




Picture: Nickel Family Archives

Saturday, May 13, 2017

This Wife of Mine


It’s great to think of heaven
and what we’ll find up there—
especially the people
who meant so much down here.
So many speak of mothers
who in their glory shine;
but me? I want to go there
to see that wife of mine!

I had a dandy mother
and I loved her a lot.
But she owes me some lickin’s
the which I never got.
The same for you, ol’ buddy—
to settle up the score,
suppose when she first sees you,
you’ll get a couple more!

We all get sentimental,
but let’s be practical
and bring a little heaven
to our dear earthly pal.
About her—the one God gave me
I may complain and whine,
but I still want to go to heaven
‘n be with that wife of mine!

fpn 1/81



Photo credit: Family collection